The Free Land of Somarian empire is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 194 million Somarian empireans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 6.6%.

The very strong Somarian empirean economy, worth 12.2 trillion euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 62,905 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The country is littered with broken homes, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Somarian empirean nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Somarian empire's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Somarian empire is ranked 108,368^th in the world and 859^th in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 21.56 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.